1) Lookin' fine in '09--be super hot by the time our next family picture session rolls around. This will entail weight loss and a lot of shopping. Plus, I'm getting a few (only a very few, mind you) visible greys--should I dye?
2) Finish novel. This is the part I can control, which the number one rule of resolutions. Only make goals that you can control. What I really meant was: "Write best-selling, Edgar-winning mystery novel with five book contract and movie options. Look hot on book tour."
3) Write food book proposal (see #2 for details).
4) Be a way better mother. This means not letting Lula and Cecily stay up watching Hannah Montana while I fall asleep reading mystery novels. Among other things which I will not divulge at this time.
I told you, now you tell me.