momo and mommy, driving to 'benture time--a platonic dialogue:
-because you're not a lion child.
-why not?
-because you're a human child.
-what's a human?
-a person.
-am i a bear child?
-no.
-why?
-because your mommy and daddy are humans, not bears.
-why do icicles make raindrops?
-because icicles are frozen water, and when it warms up they drip.
-why do icicles make other icicles?
-because when it warms up they drip and then it gets cold again and they freeze in the shape of two icicles.
-what if everyone didn't go to school?
-then everyone wouldn't be very smart.
-what if school was flying?
-then it would be really fun.
-why does snoopy not want to play with charlie brown?
-because he's not very nice.
-why does that girl say, "bad dog!" to snoopy?
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